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Pings your servers
so you don’t have to.

Cheap, focused uptime monitoring. No machine learning, no anomaly scoring, no synthetic copilot. Just a small program that checks whether your stuff answers, and yells when it doesn’t.

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01 / HTTP

Uptime checks
down to 30s

GET, POST, headers, status codes, body match. Probes from three regions, every thirty seconds. That’s it.

02 / SSL

SSL expiry
monitoring

Get nagged at 30, 14, 7, and 1 days. Catches the cert nobody renewed because nobody owned it.

03 / DNS

DNS record
monitoring

A, AAAA, CNAME, MX, TXT. We tell you the second a record changes, drifts, or stops resolving.

04 / ALERTS

Alerts to
10 places

Send the same pageable noise wherever your team already complains.

ROUTES TO → Slack Discord Email Webhook Telegram Teams PagerDuty OpsGenie WhatsApp Push

Pings your servers so you don’t have to.

Pings your servers
so you don’t have to.